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Adriatic Delights. Day Seven. I ‘Split’ On Your Grave.
Today we were in Split and our highly anticipated Tuk Tuk ride. It was also our last day on the ship. The sea air must be doing me good beca
Mark Simmons
Oct 6, 20223 min read
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Adriatic Delights. Day Six. Views From The Ancona Express.
I awoke this morning and found an ominous letter pinned to our cabin door asking me to contact reception. I was racking my brain trying to
Mark Simmons
Oct 5, 20223 min read
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Adriatic Delights. Day Five. There’s Something About Magda.
The day started with us getting told off, twice. We thought we’d get off the ship early for our tour and get some fresh air and look...
Mark Simmons
Oct 4, 20223 min read
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Adriatic Delights. Day Four. Lindy Rides Again!
We had a fairly light breakfast and then got on the coach ready to go to Slovenia to see the horses. This was the highlight of the trip, at
Mark Simmons
Oct 3, 20223 min read
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Adriatic Delights. Day Three. An Englishman in Zadar.
As I stepped off the shuttle bus in Zadar old town I realised that I had done exactly zero research about Croatia. I like to be able to say
Mark Simmons
Oct 2, 20222 min read
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Adriatic Delights. Day Two. The Room.
Unbeknown to us we had booked a 4 birth cabin. Now you might think this was a good thing as we must have more room but you would be very, ve
Mark Simmons
Oct 1, 20222 min read
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Adriatic Delights: Day One. Game of ‘Obese’ Thrones
When booking this adventure I forgot I’d promised Victoria and Nathan I’d take them to the airport for their holiday. To be more accurate my
Mark Simmons
Sep 29, 20223 min read
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Canaries Cruise Day Seven. Shut Err Island
For our evening meal the previous night we thought we’d try Tapas @ The Mediterranean. Lyn has been very good with regard to food this...
Mark Simmons
Mar 7, 20224 min read
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Canaries Cruise Day Six: Madeira ‘Layer’ Cake
Even in the dark as we approach Madeira I knew this would be more like it. Just the shape of the island and the way the city of Funchal...
Mark Simmons
Mar 6, 20223 min read
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Canaries Cruise Day Five. Mad Mark: Beyond Thunder Pants.
Last night we had dinner in the Dining Club. This is the poshest restaurant on the ship. Apparently it’s French cuisine which uses...
Mark Simmons
Mar 5, 20223 min read
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Canaries Cruise Day Four. The Accidental Tourist.
Last night we had dinner in Vista, the Italian part of the main restaurant and had a pleasant chat with a couple on the next table. Go us...
Mark Simmons
Mar 3, 20223 min read
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Canaries Cruise Day Three. Who Framed Markie Rabbit.
We didn’t leave port until nearly 11pm. I know this because we’d not long gone to sleep when we were woken by a tannoy announcement and...
Mark Simmons
Mar 2, 20223 min read
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Canaries Cruise, Day Two. Mark Verses The Volcano
In the evening the tannoy bonged with an announcement that the captains had changed. For the first time in my admittedly brief experience...
Mark Simmons
Mar 1, 20223 min read
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Canaries Cruise Day One: My Big Fat Canaries Flight
The last time Lyn and I spent a night in a hotel in Bournemouth was in 1987 in the first blossoming of our romance and a week after ‘The...
Mark Simmons
Feb 28, 20223 min read
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Canaries Cruise, March 2022: Prologue
Prologue for our upcoming cruise to the Canary Islands on the Marella Explorer.
Mark Simmons
Feb 14, 20223 min read
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