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Tunisia, The Punic Tours: The Rest Of The Week: Life of Markie
It’s hard to believe that the last 4 entries were just 2 days! The whole point of this holiday was to sit by a pool or beach and do...
Mark Simmons
Apr 30, 20243 min read
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Tunisia, The Punic Tours. Day Three, Part 2: Never Tell Me The Odds… Of A Coach Breakdown
Where did we leave it… Oh yes ‘Watch This!’ When we saw the 4x4 part of the tour this was more of what we expected. Jill was loving it...
Mark Simmons
Apr 28, 20243 min read
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Tunisia, The Punic Tours. Day Three, Part 1. Hangry Horse.
I initially thought the guide was joking when he said reception would phone our rooms at 4am, he wasn’t. I suppose it stopped any excuses...
Mark Simmons
Apr 28, 20244 min read
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Tunisia, The Punic Tours. Day Two, Part 2: Carry On And Follow That Camel Toe.
After lunch and the Berber village we headed for Douz which is known as ‘The Gateway to the Sahara’. It’s an oasis but as usual Hollywood...
Mark Simmons
Apr 27, 20244 min read
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Tunisia, The Punic Tours. Day Two Part 1: Dog End Dave meets Salvage Hunters.
I’d set our alarm for 5am as we need to be down at reception for pick up for 6:30 where apparently they’d have coffee and pastries...
Mark Simmons
Apr 26, 20244 min read
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Tunisia, The Punic Tours, Day One: You’ve Been Laughed At By EasyJet (and me).
We’ve not been ‘feeling’ this holiday. Normally we’re looking at things to do, changing up holiday money (this always gets the holiday...
Mark Simmons
Apr 25, 20243 min read
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Tunisia!?
I'm not sure what the appropriate amount of time between holidays should be. I'm thinking about 3/4 months is about right.
Mark Simmons
Apr 13, 20242 min read
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Tourists Of The Caribbean. Day 12: Lock, Stock, and a Sloth Called Skippy
Day 12. Today we were in Panama which in a surprise move is actually a country not just a canal or a hat. It was also the day I got my...
Mark Simmons
Feb 29, 20243 min read
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Tourists Of The Caribbean. Day 8/9 'No, She Went Of Her Own Accord'
Today we were in Jamaica and initially we hadn’t booked a tour for this stop and thought we'd just have a wander around Montego Bay
Mark Simmons
Feb 26, 20245 min read
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Tourists Of The Caribbean: Day 6/7 !Two Amigos!
Today was a big highlight of the trip, a visit to Chichén Itzá to see the Myan ruins, one of the modern 7 wonders of the world.
Mark Simmons
Feb 21, 20245 min read
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Tourists Of The Caribbean: Day 4/5 Cuban Tourist Crisis
Today we arrived in Cuba! We got off the ship as soon as it docked, about 8ish, but soon discovered that Havana doesn’t really open until 10
Mark Simmons
Feb 20, 20246 min read
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Tourists Of The Caribbean: Day 2/3, Money Island
Day 2: Our first stop was the Cayman Islands, famous for being a rat hole for the rich. We weren't really expecting much from this stop...
Mark Simmons
Feb 18, 20244 min read
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Tourists Of The Caribbean: Day 1, An ill Wind.
Storm Isha raged across the UK the night before we left for Gatwick airport. For anyone who’s read my stuff before it’s quite normal to...
Mark Simmons
Feb 17, 20244 min read
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Three Nights In Vienna (Viennese Whirl)
A short 3 night break in Vienna, Austria. Food, Attractions, Art and Culture.
Mark Simmons
Oct 8, 202313 min read
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The Simmons Saga Day Six
I mentioned in an earlier post that you go to Northern Europe for the scenery and Southern Europe for the culture (and the scenery as...
Mark Simmons
May 12, 20233 min read
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The Simmons Saga Day Four
I woke up about 5 and went to get a coffee and walked straight into an amazing view and predawn glow. During the night the ship had...
Mark Simmons
May 10, 20233 min read
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The Simmons Saga Day Three
Our arrival time in Stavanger was scheduled for 9am. Before this you sail along the Norwegian coastline. We got to see a fair bit of this...
Mark Simmons
May 9, 20234 min read
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The Simmons Saga Day Two
We were woken, rather symbolically, by deck chairs being rearranged on the deck above us. Neither of us had had a particularly good...
Mark Simmons
May 8, 20233 min read
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The Simmons Saga Day One
Packing… tricky… A cruise is always a bit awkward to pack for because, if you want to do it right, you need 2 outfits per day. One for...
Mark Simmons
May 7, 20233 min read
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Adriatic Delights. Day Seven. I ‘Split’ On Your Grave.
Today we were in Split and our highly anticipated Tuk Tuk ride. It was also our last day on the ship. The sea air must be doing me good beca
Mark Simmons
Oct 6, 20223 min read
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